craftymcclever:

greatest man that ever lived

matthewsagan:

*plays hard to get by staying at home and having no contact with anyone*

orbsteeb:

lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps  

matthewsagan:

*plays hard to get*

*doesn’t get got*

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*plays easy to get*

*still doesn’t get got*